you make your daily pilgrimage to Starbucks and, while you are standing around waiting for your coffee, you notice two young girls also waiting for coffee. I thought to myself, "geez, my mom would have had a fit if she caught me drinking coffee in junior high". These girls then proceeded to grab their respective coffee drinks and get into their car and drive away. Wow. When did junior high kids start driving?? Anyway, I finally get my own drink and walk out to my car. As I approach my car, I realize that my car has a huge scrape along the rear fender. What the hell happened to my car?? And how the hell did I not notice it before? Maybe it just happened while I was in Starbucks? WTF? Oh, wait. This isn't my car. Oops. Yeah, I'm old.